Jeff Coga is a VERY VERY confused individual. He is a genius when it comes to random knowledge, but his randomness gets people lost then the never ending ABC show.  He looks great in Speedos, cow boy boots, and diagonal strips.

Coga will Karl Malone you in basketball if you don’t let him make a shot.  He can almost ride a bike, and working on taking off this training wheels. Jeff Coga can never keep his eyes open when he sneezes.

Jeff  really hates people that take websites like this too serious.

Coga once died on the freeway on his way home from helping a friend move a couch 200 miles away.  He still doesn’t understand why the English language does not spell words like it sounds.  Once was told he had the heart of tin-man in Wizard of Oz.  His response was… why is Kansas City in Kansas, and also in Missouri.

Jeff believes everyone needs some change like a homeless on the street.  Coga has a problem called grammarlitist and spellnism.  His doctor prescribed him a medicine…. make up words.

Coga is more random then the randomest randomererer…

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